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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Consectetur assumenda in molestiae debitis accusamus quaerat consectetur.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.